My parents bought a two year membership for UNICEF last night.
It's so cute, I can hardly stand it.
"So it's $10 a semester? So it'll be $80 for me and mom?"
"Actually, I'm not trying to cheat you -- it's $15 a year because it's a better deal if you buy in advance. So it'd be $60 for both."
Yes. Dad. That is all.